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Jellybean and The Book of Norman

By   /  October 22, 2012  /  Brett Buckner  /   Comments

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Tweet By Brett Buckner The dude sitting outside the pizza place looked befuddled when he saw me and Jellybean coming. We weren’t dressed weird or anything; I was wearing the corporate uniform of a short-sleeved dress shirt and khaki Dockers, and Jellybean was wearing a flowery dress. Rather, it was what Jellybean bellowed when she [...]

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Hamster smoothie, reality TV and Olympic speed-walking

By   /  September 10, 2012  /  Brett Buckner  /  Comments Off

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Tweet There are certain terms that simply don’t belong together: Hamster smoothie, reality TV, Olympic speed-walking, and after a recent weekend, I’m gonna add another to this Resume of the Ludacris – relaxing with kids at the beach.

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Movin’ on up

By   /  August 13, 2012  /  Brett Buckner  /  Comments Off

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Tweet I’m going corporate … movin’ on up, like George and Weezie. But I’m not going to East Side, just taking a new job. Starting Aug. 7, I’ll be a technical communicator for an international credit card processing company based in Columbus, Ga.

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The joy of lying

By   /  July 16, 2012  /  Brett Buckner  /  Comments Off

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Tweet   Lying is bad. Lying is wrong. Lying is necessary … for parents. As soon as sperm meets egg and the miracle of life begins, parents are entrusted with a moral get-out-of-jail-free card. In short, parents are allowed to lie as long as it’s in an effort to either save money or sanity. Funny [...]

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There are no secrets

By   /  April 2, 2012  /  Brett Buckner, Opinion  /  Comments Off

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Tweet     Life with Jellybean is like living with a TMZ reporter. Every little secret and embarrassing moment is thrown out there for strangers to ridicule and nothing is left to the imagination. Now I know what it’s like to be Lindsay Lohan – minus the cocaine and craziness. Take for example the answer [...]

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A Parenting Rhapsody

By   /  March 25, 2012  /  Brett Buckner, Opinion  /  Comments Off

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Tweet     It was a rare attempt at subterfuge and it failed miserably … it’s impossible to sneak anything past a 4-year-old, but you can’t blame a Daddy for trying. I wanted to listen to MY music for a change. It was just a 10-minute drive to Wal-Mart, and I figured we’d be in [...]

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It’s all about the intent

By   /  March 20, 2012  /  Brett Buckner, Opinion  /  Comments Off

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Tweet     I would think she was playing me if she didn’t look so sincere. “We don’t say, ‘butt’ because ‘butt’ is a bad word.” And that’s pretty much how the conversation begins, but it’s far from over. For Jellybean there’s an ever-growing list of words and phrases that she’s not supposed to say [...]

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