FOR NOW, NEUTRINO CALCULATIONS HOLDING TRUE
Tweet Scientists at Cern have validated some of their calculations regarding neutrinos, tiny particles that they think can travel faster than light. We say that with some uncertainty, though, because as soon as the Opera (Oscillation Project with Emulsion [T]racking Apparatus) collaboration published their findings regarding the particles, physicists started desperately trying to find [...]
Read More →After Thanksgiving Feasting Comes The Loafing
Tweet Twenty-four hours ago, I was seated with my family and friends around the Thanksgiving table. Now, I am seated in my chair and cannot move. I won’t say I ate too much yesterday. I did, I just won’t say it. Why is it on Thanksgiving we give ourselves permission to gorge ourselves to the [...]
Read More →WhatCha-Say?
Tweet WELL, WELL, WELL…STATE investigators need to set up a permanent office here because we could keep them very busy. IT’S DISGUSTING THAT WE need the state to come in and investigate what even a blind man can see is at least a little fishy. LOTS OF LIGHTS HAVE been going out across [...]
Read More →Cartoon obsession is in need of a drastic intervention
Tweet Speeding down the freeway, I drove with one hand on the steering wheel – my eyes trained on the rearview mirror and watching the DVD screen – while my other hand groped in the backseat for the tiny fast-forward button. If people think texting and driving is dangerous, they should see what parents of [...]
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